i would love for you to retrieve me! please come retrieve me i have to use bungee gum to get down from the floor i'm on so it will be nice to walk with someone back home ... four bottles lol
awwwwwwwww rohan you're so nice it's nice to have friends!!!! i'll wait before i throw myself out the window with bungee gum then~ lemme know when you get here
[ as a partially drunk clown throws himself out of the window of a hotel with a single line of bungee gum tied to his foot and secured to the side of the building. he dives down and so sad for those who can't see his aura as it looks like he's doing so without anything to protect himself oh no oh no--
-- boing. he bounces just a little as he hangs upside down in front of rohan. lifting his hand up, he waves. ]
[ Rohan is looking at the message, and then immediately looks up because, why not. And oh dear god. His eyes narrow. Why. Why is this his life, he wonders immediately? He probably shouldn't have come. ]
[ Save for a few cuts on his face and arms, he is quite well! It really does seem like he broke into a hotel to take a shower. Whoops!! If he keeps this behavior up, he might end up being scolded by the Moon Knights. And they're the kind that paralyze rather than play. Boring, boring; he'd like to avoid that~ ]
But I'm happy that you came to retrieve me. [ His hands reach out to take either side of Rohan's face so that he could place a kiss on his forehead. Mwah! ]
[ Oh. He has some regrets, but mostly he's mad at himself for believing the other was in any sort of need for help. But, if he was legitimately in trouble, Rohan wouldn't be able to forgive himself. He freezes for a moment, then - mwah. Swats at him. ]
Stop that.
[ Long si~gh. ]
Since I'm already here, you're going home, Kurapika.
[ He makes his voice sound pathetically confused. Gum undo. The line of aura snaps off of his foot and he drops straight down to the ground. Landing on one hand, he is not so mean as to do a kick flip up because that might kick Rohan in the face. Well! Correction! He is mean enough to do that to someone he's fighting~
Instead, however, he curls his body in and twists to bring his feet onto the ground before rolling up into a standing position. Ta-dah. ]
[ Why is Hisoka Kurapika? He regrets so many things. Why does he make these choices, he wonders right then. It's almost like he thinks he's never made bad decision before in his life. He stares for a moment, and he steps backwards a little - just in case a kick to the face is actually in store for him. ]
I don't need any rewards.
[ Okay, he might be annoyed, but he is a little amused. ]
Yes. I'm taking you home.
[ He reaches for Hisoka's arm, because as far as he's concerned, he's still a little bit drunk, and he'll guide him back. ]
[ He hums a little happily as his arm is taken. Linking arms is a nice way to get chroma, too. Rohan really is a good kid -- he wants to pat him on the head.
Chuckling under his breath, he appreciates the little things in life. Like making things difficult for someone that he gets along with relatively well. ]
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there are nen manifestations that can
bungee gum isn't one of them
but i like to think
it's always smiling
[ as he commits the big murders ]
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think four
ha ha ha four
ha HA HA HA
private joke
anyway yes four
and mmmm no
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Four...
I can't believe I'm asking you this, but where are you, then?
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four~
a hotel room
i don't think i broke into someone's apartment
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LONG PAUSE LATER
it's a hotel
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And you're uninjured, I'm assuming?
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yes
the cuts from breaking in through the window are healed
i'll have to leave this hotel
i don't think i paid to be here :T
oh my god hisoka
IS ANYONE SUPRRISED
i'm very classy when i've been drinking
NO, NOT EVEN ROHAN
[ And he won't be happy about it. ]
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please come retrieve me
i have to use bungee gum to get down from the floor i'm on
so it will be nice to walk with someone back home
... four bottles lol
sends after letting out the biggest SIGH
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rohan you're so nice
it's nice to have friends!!!!
i'll wait before i throw myself out the window with bungee gum then~
lemme know when you get here
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bye
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-- boing. he bounces just a little as he hangs upside down in front of rohan. lifting his hand up, he waves. ]
Hiii.
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Hello.
[ Stare. ]
You look fine.
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[ Save for a few cuts on his face and arms, he is quite well! It really does seem like he broke into a hotel to take a shower. Whoops!! If he keeps this behavior up, he might end up being scolded by the Moon Knights. And they're the kind that paralyze rather than play. Boring, boring; he'd like to avoid that~ ]
But I'm happy that you came to retrieve me. [ His hands reach out to take either side of Rohan's face so that he could place a kiss on his forehead. Mwah! ]
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Stop that.
[ Long si~gh. ]
Since I'm already here, you're going home, Kurapika.
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[ He makes his voice sound pathetically confused. Gum undo. The line of aura snaps off of his foot and he drops straight down to the ground. Landing on one hand, he is not so mean as to do a kick flip up because that might kick Rohan in the face. Well! Correction! He is mean enough to do that to someone he's fighting~
Instead, however, he curls his body in and twists to bring his feet onto the ground before rolling up into a standing position. Ta-dah. ]
I'm going home. With you?
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HisokaKurapika? He regrets so many things. Why does he make these choices, he wonders right then. It's almost like he thinks he's never made bad decision before in his life. He stares for a moment, and he steps backwards a little - just in case a kick to the face is actually in store for him. ]I don't need any rewards.
[ Okay, he might be annoyed, but he is a little amused. ]
Yes. I'm taking you home.
[ He reaches for Hisoka's arm, because as far as he's concerned, he's still a little bit drunk, and he'll guide him back. ]
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[ He hums a little happily as his arm is taken. Linking arms is a nice way to get chroma, too. Rohan really is a good kid -- he wants to pat him on the head.
Chuckling under his breath, he appreciates the little things in life. Like making things difficult for someone that he gets along with relatively well. ]
Thank you, thank you.
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