i would love for you to retrieve me! please come retrieve me i have to use bungee gum to get down from the floor i'm on so it will be nice to walk with someone back home ... four bottles lol
awwwwwwwww rohan you're so nice it's nice to have friends!!!! i'll wait before i throw myself out the window with bungee gum then~ lemme know when you get here
[ as a partially drunk clown throws himself out of the window of a hotel with a single line of bungee gum tied to his foot and secured to the side of the building. he dives down and so sad for those who can't see his aura as it looks like he's doing so without anything to protect himself oh no oh no--
-- boing. he bounces just a little as he hangs upside down in front of rohan. lifting his hand up, he waves. ]
[ Rohan is looking at the message, and then immediately looks up because, why not. And oh dear god. His eyes narrow. Why. Why is this his life, he wonders immediately? He probably shouldn't have come. ]
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